Thursday, November 29, 2007

Adventures in Whoreland: webdating wednesday on thursday

First off, let me just say that I know I'm a day late, yesterday was insanely crazy. I don't think I was even home all day.

This week, we will be discussing fetishes, respectively. Last night I got asked if I have any. Now most people don't know this about me, but I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I'm not saying I'm bad at it, because well I'm not, but I don't do a lot of the crazy shit that most women seem to be doing now a days, so that's why I say vanilla. That's pretty much the only way I can describe it. Its funny because most men hit on me based on my looks and the fact that they figure since I have so many tattoos and piercings, I'll be into the kind of stuff they see in extreme porn. Homie don't play that. But I will say, since I'm pretty sure I'm starting to sound like a mormon on her honeymoon, I don't get complaints and satisfaction is involved on his part...just throwing it out there...don't want to never get laid again.

But I digress. Some of the things that men and women ask for is pretty humorous. Mainly men though, I've noticed, ask for weird things on CL than women. Women, I believe, are a little more discreet. And some of the request just straight up gross me out. Welcome to the ick factor.

would you like to watch me shave??? - m4w - 36

Reply to:
Date: 2007-11-14, 7:45AM MST


Hi, It's finally my weekend, sorry to rub it in, but I'm now home alone in the morns and afts for the rest of the week. Have you ever wanted to watch a guy shave his pubic hair? I'm in need of a good trim, actually lets go bald, and would love to have an audience. If this sounds like something you like to see maybe we can sort it out.....

Now here is one where I really do wonder if he got any responses and was able to carry out this "fantasy" of his. I think I will ask him. God bless the internet.

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