Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Let the games begin

It's been a long while since I've really written anything on here with any substance, or well, interestingness. It doesn't really have anything to do with my two new jobs, since I just barely started working the second one yesterday and the salon has been pretty easy scheduled (read: I go in when I please) since it's not that busy yet, oh yeah, and since I'm not licensed yet. Speaking of which, if any of you want to give me money so I can pay for my state boards, I would not argue with you. But I digress. The whole me-not-blogging-or-writing-poetry thing is because I haven't really had anything to talk about. Oh, besides the running into that one night stand, life has been pretty typical. You know my usual drinking at Jupes or Casey Moores with my bests antics, just doesn't seem to be cutting it for entertainment value. At least in my eyes.

So today, out of sheer boredom, I posted an ad on Craigslist. Yes, I know the last time i did that the results were a catastrophe what with that one ex-boyfriend, but this time it's different. For one, I used short sentences, small words and was blunt. Oh yeah, and I posted my picture. Which I have never done before. And before you go check it out for yourself, it has already been flagged for removal...but not before I received about 98 responses. I'm pretty sure it got flagged because I maybe didn't respond back to someone and they got pissed. Whatever. I'm real surprised though, because in addition to the weird ones, funny ones and the cock pics, I got some pretty cool dudes. Though that really remains to be seen. Let's face it, internet dating, as some of you may know, is like visiting a glory hole. You never know what you're going to get. Not that I've ever been to a glory hole.

So I took the plunge and placed the ad and have e-mailed back and forth the most interesting, less scary responses. After all, a writer (I use the term writer loosely) needs to write about what they know. And if something good comes from it, whether it be a relationship and/or some even more interesting stories for Adventures in Whoreland, so be it. I'm pretty much down for anything and I did plan to be more adventurous and more fearless for this new year.

Life is too short to not live it to the fullest. Bang. Let the games begin.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

My life in a nutshell: an existential update

I have two jobs now. Sally beauty supply, which I have yet to actually start, and The Chop Shop in Scottsdale. Interesting. New tattoos, working on my sleeve. Bitchin'. No sexual conquests as of late. Not so bitchin'. Cold fingers on my right hand only. Weird. Talking to my new nephew in his mommy's tummy. Nurturing. Twirling in my bridesmaid dress. Exciting. Planning the princess' 7th birthday rock n' roll party. Fun.

That's about all I've got.