Adventures in Whoreland: webdating wednesday

This week on Adventures in Whoreland, we are going to delve into the strange, freudian world of mommy and daddy complexes. I, myself have run into quite a few men who like to be called "Daddy". I comply, sometimes, but I don't really understand it. Why? Is it because it makes them feel in control and...well, I don't know. If any of you men that read this and want to openly admit that you like being called daddy and will tell me why, tell me. An inquiring mind wants to know. This ad doesn't really go into the whole "call me daddy" thing, but it's pretty close in the whole "I want to be your daddy" thing.

Daddy Issues?

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Date: 2007-11-12, 12:19PM MST


Are you attracted to older men? I'm more than happy to help you deal with your "Daddy Issues", even to the point of giving you that allowance that he never did. To make this realistic, you should be 18-28, attractive, non-smoking and FUN!

The other weird thing is the mommy thing. Now I don't mean the whole "Iwant a milf" thing...I mean the whole, "I want you to baby me and act like my mommy" thing. Though this one doesn't really surprise me. Grosses me out a little bit, but not really any kind of surprise there. Most men are just big babies looking for their mother, figuratively speaking of course, to take care of them. I'm pretty sure that towards the end of my marriage it all boiled down to the fact that I was not like his mother (may she rest in peace; why do we always have to add that in when speaking of the deceased?) in any way, shape or form. She was devout mormon who sold Amway, didn't drink, smoke or eat processed foods. I'm an agnostic atheist who smokes, drinks and eats fast food. She was high strung, I'm laid back. She was passionate about not getting social security cards, immunizations or giving them medicine and I could care less. All in all, not like his mother equals divorce. At least that's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.

So this next ad was false advertising...a little. The subject says one thing, but the actual ad proves that he does need a mommy to teach him a thing or two...or that he just needs to go back to school. It looks as though the first part of the ad he's responding to someone, then goes into his "about me". Baby needs to learn to read and write.

i want a mommy to show me a thing or two - m4w

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Date: 2007-11-13, 6:16PM MST


Hi, I am a 22 year old hispanic u of a student currently living near the u of a. after reading your posting I am very confident that I am what you two are looking for. I would love to meet you two in person so we can discuss this further. I am 6 feet tall have brown hair and brown eyes. The way I work out is boxing during the week you could most likely find me at boxing inc. gym on stone. I don’t have any pics of my dick but I am cut and well over 7 inches looking for a woman between 30 to 50 years old

What does this tell us? People are weird. Which I am discovering more and more as I, not only read ads for fun, but as I date or meet men at bars, work, where ever. I am surrounded by men, more than half my friends and the majority of my co-workers. I love it, but let me tell you, boy am I scared.