Malice, mistress of the dark

I'm watching a newish reality show Search for the next Elvira, and I just have to say that I could blow more than half of these girls out of the water. Big boobs...check. Love of the dark...check. Valley girl speak...check. Bubblegum sense of humor...check. If I would have known about this beforehand, well, I still wouldn't have tried out, but its nice to know that I would have wanted to. I have watched her show and movies since my dad first introduced me to horror movies when I was the tender age of five. One can only hope.